[21 Apr 2005|09:11pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | some medieval crap my roommate is playing ] You are 87% Gemini How much do you match your zodiac sign?

[20 Apr 2005|08:53pm] [ mood | Awake ] [ music | none ] Loading..... . .... .. . .. .... Hi. I'm not staying in germany I found out not too long ago. I have orders to go to Fort Campbell in Kentucky. I tried to stay in Germany, but it didn't happen. I am not too excited about it. Well, not much more to chat about. Missing someone as usual. Good Night, joe ...Transmission Complete...

[31 Mar 2005|07:48am] [ mood | hopeful ] [ music | eh ] My only mistake is I keep hoping

GG rules lol [09 Mar 2005|05:44pm] [ mood | blah ] [ music | GG Allin - Anal Cunt ] So you're dead and gone, I'll fuck your anal cunt A lifeless piece of flesh, I'll molest it if I want You're my feast, your soul has gone away But your tight anal cunt is what I'll stick it in today Just another dead fuck, it means nothing to me Shit on my prick, another bloody treat Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away So what your dead, big fucking deal Another bloody corpse, for me to make a meal Nobody cares about you anyway Your dead anal cunt will be my fuck of fucks today As you lay on the ground at my feet I'll rape your dead ass, and I'll penetrate it deep Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away So your dead and gone, I'll still fuck your anal cunt A lifeless piece of flesh, I'll molest it if I want You're my feast and your soul has gone away But your tight anal cunt will be my fuck of fucks today Just another fuck, it means nothing to me Shit on my prick, it's just another bloody treat baby, I love your asshole Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away

RED ROBOT THEME SONG [05 Mar 2005|05:37pm] [ mood | Amused ] [ music | Kompressor - RED ROBOT ] -background... RED ROBOT -Crush all Human... leave your city in ruin... RED IS THE COLOR OF DEATH AND BLOOD -..death and blood IF YOU KILL HUMAN YOU CAN JOIN OUR CLUB -Killing human means join the club CRUSH ALL HUMAN.., LEAVE YOUR CITY IN RUIN -crush all human, leave your city in ruin WE CAN SHOOT GREEN LASER RAY -green laser for the red robot IF YOU SEE A ROBOT COMING..GET OUT OF THE WAY -get out of robot way CRUSH ALL HUMAN, LEAVE YOUR CITY IN RUIN -crush all human leave your city in ruin HUMAN HAVE SOFT AND FLESHY BRAIN -soft brain is built for crushing HUMAN CAN STAY OUT IN THE RAIN -no short circut for human CRUSH ALL HUMAN, LEAVE YOUR CITY IN RUIN -crush all human, leave your city in ruin STARTING REVOLUTION AND RIOT IS FUN -start riot, riot started by robot IF YOU RESIST THAN YOU GET GUN -resistance meets robot gun CRUSH ALL HUMAN, LEAVE YOUR CITY IN RUIN -crush all human, leave your city in ruin CRUSH ALL HUMAN... -crush all human CRUSH ALL HUMAN... -crushing all human CRUSH ALL HUMAN... -crushing all human CRUSH ALL HUMAN... -crush all human CRUSH ALL HUMAN...

Hang overs! [24 Feb 2005|02:12am] [ mood | Blah ] [ music | nothing ] I forgot how much I hate running. However, next time I won't bring Jack Daniels with me. Hang over 0630hrs in the morning and running do not mix. and no mom... i did not receive the package for the 80th time.

back [16 Feb 2005|02:15pm] [ mood | predatory ] [ music | none ] finally made it back to germany after a years worth of shit. should be back in NYC the 2nd or 3rd of march for 30 days I will attack ta

[08 Feb 2005|06:59am] [ mood | Blah ] [ music | None ] Well, I start leaving today I won't be in NY for quite sometime, I've made changes. I'm just going to relax in germany for a little bit. take out my anger on them instead of you people at home. --Directions for Joe-- 1. Refrain from asking any questions about this place 2. Also, if we are not on good terms and we happen to be at the same place at the same time, just try and bare it for the time being, I will not bother you, trust me. 3. No suprises! Please... do not jump out from dark corner and try to scare me. someone might get hurt. 4. If i get drunk and happen to talk to myself, take beer botle and smash over my head. (this also includes the people who dislike me) i wont remember the next day so here is your shot. 5. I have more rules and directions but i have to go for now, too be continued...

99% [03 Feb 2005|01:46am] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | None ] Time is ticking and the weeks have now turned into days. The new Unit has been here before so they think it's still like when the War began. They think every Iraqi is the enemy and they treat them like shit. Which is fine by me, personally I couldn't care less how this country gets treated. The harder we are on them, the better off we are it seems. It would be nice to just pull out though, completely so that no one has to live through this. The enemy seems to target on the Iraqi National Guard (ING) and the Iraqi National Police (INP) these past few months. Few casualties have been caused by the enemy for us. But when he attacks, it does get rather messy for them. And we are always behind the ING and the INP picking up their left overs... They are not ready to take over the burden of this Country. I dont think a week goes by these days where those poor bastards don't get waxed and we see them splattered on the side of the road. One had serious shrapnel wounds to his face. I think he made it. Now comes the part of the deployment where you start thinking about all the guys that died in this shit hole and how many of them were your damn friends. Weird how it works, One day you are talking to him, the next you are making a funeral box for him. Reality check. Out

Bad Driver [27 Jan 2005|04:08pm] [ mood | Relieved ] [ music | None ] So... I'm trying to stay alive during the last week or so I have here and somebody wants to put me in a driver position for a mission. bad idea... Anyway..some VIP came to Iraq yesterday and I was pulled out of my Humvee to drive him around. You all should know I do not have a drivers license nor will I ever own one (especially after this atrocity) Right.. I jump in this black up armored civilian vehicle and look at it. No clue what to push or pull or twist so I get out and say, Sir... I cannot do this, trust me. He says Okay, so drive the humvee behind the VIP then. Okay I can make that happen. So I get in the Humvee and look at the guy in the right seat. I warned him that I was a very bad driver and he blew me off saying "hey man, just stay in the middle of the road" I said okay, but I'm still bad. So we start off and we are driving around the base waiting to get the call to leave the base. On the route I am hitting every curb in sight (not purposely). So... we finally get the call to leave the base and go to the mayor's office for this big ass meeting. The gunner behind me says "Hey...just drive aggressive and make sure you don't leave any gaps in the convoy". Righto, I said. So of course the VIP vehicle in front of me speeds off and turns the corner. I had to push the pedal to the metal and speed off as well, but while doing so turned the corner. So as i was turning, the humvee goes on two wheels on it's right side and skidding out. I'm like oh shit, this is fucking going to flip... Everyone in the humvee was screaming. I had special forces in the back, my gunner was freaked out, the passenger looked like he was going to faint. It's didnt flip. But yeah, i told those bastards I could not drive Later

[22 Jan 2005|02:59pm] [ mood | Gloomy ] [ music | nothing ] Okay, just about two weeks left in this shit hole. I really need to get out of here before I completely lose my mind. I think i have been going off on quite a few people and I apologize for it. Normally I don't have a temper but this place definitely knows how to bring one out of you. Just think being stuck in one place for a year... It really wears you down and makes you think about a lot of things. You have to see the same people everyday, you take the same route everyday, you eat the same food everyday. And you work the same hours everyday. The only things that seemed to change around here were the fact that I lost some good friends to this place. So, personally, nothings went well in this year, it's been a complete waste of my time. Sure I learned how to keep my mouth shut and my eyes and ears opened but I think I was like that already. I haven't changed much, still the quiet kid that lurks in the back observing everything/one around him. With spurts of energy that some notice. Just now I have a years worth of bullshit I'd like to forget about. So.. With all the people I flipped on, It wasn't your fault. Just a bad day in the sandbox and you happened to be there. Especially one in paticular, hope we can still be friends. And stop be destructive before I kick your ass... Well, nothing further joe

Yep... [19 Jan 2005|12:52pm] [ mood | indifferent ] [ music | nothing ] I feel litle typing, but I have no idea what to talk about. Today was very boring. I had detainee guard for about 5 hours. they picked him up and ended up letting him go. He seemed like a nice enough guy but you cannot trust these people. Not even the police. They seem very sneaky and let things happen way too often. Sometimes I think they are the enemy... I bet they play a big part in killing the civilians and americans. i have to go bye

Quote [17 Jan 2005|07:28pm] [ mood | Indifferent ] [ music | none ] "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss

uhhh... heh [29 Dec 2004|05:49pm] [ mood | Annoyed ] [ music | nothing ] dum dee dum dum dee doo daa... Right... So I work for this new officer and he just got here a couple months ago. He thinks he knows everything about the god damn country already. I have to follow him around everywhere he goes because I am his Security/RTO (radio operator). So he tells me he doesn't need a baby sitter... I told him bullshit because he is brand new. So... being the stubborn person that I am I continued to follow him. he got pissed and told me to wait by the Humvee. uhm, fuck no. this country is fucked as it is and im not waiting by some fucking truck while some newbie walks around aimlessly with no ways of communications. I don't like him but I don't need to see more people get shot because of some retarded pride. Personally though if he got shot, I'd just take my sweet time getting to him to help him out. what a fucking retard...

ha [11 Dec 2004|11:04am] [ mood | Bored ] [ music | none ] "After you start to feel thirsty Then you start feeling impatient And feeling a little sick And your pulse starts to go up Then it's the headaches, dizzyness Then it gets bad Your vision will blur and you find it hard to walk and talk Your tounge dries out Your skin...shrivels..twitch.. And then you die"

? [11 Dec 2004|03:52am] [ mood | calm ] [ music | nadda ] I'm slipping below the water line reach for my hand and and the race is won reject my hand and the damage is done

Humm [05 Dec 2004|09:13am] [ mood | Depressed ] [ music | Nothing ] Bad night -you deserved it fuck you...

waiting A life time [05 Dec 2004|01:55am] [ mood | Numb ] [ music | Musicless ] Update time. Perhaps I won't get rid of this thing. It usually is good for venting or bullshitting around when there is no one to talk to. Plus I realized how many people actually read this shit since only one person came to me asking me why I am dropping LJ. So that was good. I don't like people knowing much about me. ...I am very secretive for some odd reason... ....And I would like to keep it that way..... People should come with directions. I think I am going to make a list of directions for myself and for you people to follow Take Kare

Hmm [03 Dec 2004|02:29am] [ mood | Blank ] [ music | musicless ] Hello. Not much going on this morning. Be advised this LJ will be shut down in a few days most likely. that is all, good day to you all

Reality Check [28 Nov 2004|05:36am] [ mood | Creative ] [ music | uhm...alannis moressette*sp* was just on TV ] Okay... People usually grow out of their faddism stages by 16...20 at the latest (and i'm being nice...) However, there is always "that guy" I know "that guy" unfortunately. Now parents are being nice to you by saying you can be or do anything you want. Some parents just tell you that to passify you because you get on their nerves... As we all know, a deaf person can not be a telecommunicator... A blind person can't be a surgeon (and if he/she was, i'd avoid them like the fucking Bubonic Plague)... A cripple can't be a professional mountain climber And an almost 50 year old white male CANNOT be, and should not act like, a 16 year old black teenager! Mid-life crisis...Aisle 5 (I work with him so I have a right to bitch)

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